Ew.

I would like to meet the person who wears these and makes them look good because they are uuuggglllyy. I cannot imagine anyone wearing these and thinking they look good. I don't see how they could make your legs look better the way a wedge would, and I don't see the attraction of making your feet look like glorified shoeboxes.

Courtesy of Free People. Good thing they have other shoes that are cute, or they'd have very low shoe sales. For instance, I grant full permission for someone to surprise me with these or these. You're welcome for the hint. Also, while we're talking about shoes, I love these from Urban Outfitters!